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oxboxer:

"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.

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how to kiss

thisisyourcaptainscreaming:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

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[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

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[step 3] move in for the kill

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I’m crying omg

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nailed it

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manhubofficial:

dancing in public:

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dancing in the shower:image

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insanitics:

baby avengers
most adorable comic in the world

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Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?

contrasted-souls:

Alex smirked his signature smirk and eyed Chord’s body a bit. “Hm, well that’s a bit of a coincidence?” Alex asked stepping toward the blonde in front of him, knowing he was probably stepping into his ‘personal space’. “Cause I happened to like you, too.” His brow raised for a moment and bit into his own lip, letting it pop out from between his teeth.

Chord’s heart beat went wild as Alex drew closer, sounding a lot like the galloping horses from back home. “Y-You do?” he asked, not sure if he had actually heard him correctly.

guitarsandchapstick has found our HQ

lovesascaryplace:

"It was no problem. "

"Still, I really appreciate it."

+ guitarsandchapstick

davidkarofskyindie:

David casually walked down the street, hands in his pockets and looked around at the stores and the people as he passed them by. He liked being away from Lima, he felt a lot freer than he had before and he liked not needing to worry about people hating him for who he was. As he walked past he noticed someone bent over, and the curve of their jeans was very familiar “Hey Sam” he said with a casual grin, certain that he’d seen his old high school… well, frenemy might be the best term

Chord wasn’t the biggest fan of yoga. Sure, it was great for your core—and if you did the right poses you could learn to suck your own dick. But other than that, it was mostly just a lot of painful stretches. In the middle of one particularly awkward stretch that required you to bend your knees and stick your ass out, a stranger called him. Well, sort of. The stranger called for a Sam, but Chord assumed that he meant him, considering there was no one else around. “Um, did you mean me?”

"Hey Chord..." Sophie smiled and skipped over to him... then tripped and went down landing flat on her face. "Well... crap."

lockedoutofheavenx:

guitarsandchapstick:

Chord hurried to Sophie’s side and offered her his hand. “That was a pretty gnarly fall. Are you okay?”

"So, what’s she called?"

"Rihanna."

"Hey Chord..." Sophie smiled and skipped over to him... then tripped and went down landing flat on her face. "Well... crap."

lockedoutofheavenx:

guitarsandchapstick:

Chord hurried to Sophie’s side and offered her his hand. “That was a pretty gnarly fall. Are you okay?”

She laughed and flashed him a smile. “Well, hope that it works out for you and her.”

"Me, too. Me, too." Chord said beneath his breath.

megastudwontcomplain:

Blake just smirked at that. “Hey, no complaints about that..I love those lips. Always have.” image

"Really?" Chord asked, his voice low and husky. "How about you show me how much you love them."

Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?

contrasted-souls:

Alex glanced down for a moment before hopping down from the counter. He then leaned his bum against the edge of the counter and crossed his left leg over his right. “I don’t know… I can’t think of anyone intimidating here…” He leaned his hands on the edge of the counter, gripping at it slightly.

Chord stared down at the kitchen floor, unsure of whether he should reveal his attraction or not. On one hand, Alex might like him back. But on the other, he might not, and that might strain their newly formed friendship. He closed his eyes, inhaling a deep breath of air before looking back up at him. “It’s you. I’m intimidated by you because I like you.”

megastudwontcomplain:

"Oh will you now? With your big, hard, huge cock?" image 

"And my huge trouty mouth."