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deludxd:

vengefulsxul
guitarsandchapstick
angelicallydangerous

      “Where can a girl find a decent motel around here?
          Everywhere is c r a w l i n g with nasty guys who
          think I’m a prostitute. I’m definitely not putting
          out for them.

“Wow. Sorry to hear that.” He gave her an empathetic look, hoping it would offer her some comfort, even though she didn’t seem to be looking for empathy. It was a motel she was after.

“Um, I think there’s one not too far from here, actually. I’m not so sure you’ll like it, though.”

You see my muse pole-dancing at a strip-club for the main event. What do you do about it? (for Chord)

felldownthesimrabbithole:

felldownthesimrabbithole:

"Chordy Chord? No way! Sam’s not a stripper in the gleedo, what are even doing?"

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"Ahh!" Dianna briefly turned her head away while laughing. "I don’t even want to know what you think you’ll need those moves for some day." 

“Good, because I’m not sure I want to tell you. It’d be way too embarrassing.”

"We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I."

felldownthesimrabbithole:

felldownthesimrabbithole:

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of You wouldn’t get this from any other guy 

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"Drats, does this count as a rickroll?"

Laughing really hard she did mock karate chops in the air. “Cause I’m so tough!” Leaning in, and in return wrapping her arm to rest on his other shoulder, she fake pouted. “I’m not the one who hit Naya…or Chris and Heather.. and almost Bon Jovsim.”

“Yep, you’re like a mini Chuck Norris.” he said, visualizing Dianna with the martial artist’s iconic beard, leaving him cackling like Lea.

He nodded, more an acknowledgement than an agreement. “Poor Bon Jovsim.”

"But people smell better than reindeers." (I'm gonna go with this being from Chord because he's random like that)

itsmedarrensimss:

itsmedarrensimss:

"I don’t know. My brother after the gym is pretty stinky."

"Yeah. Like one time my brother won a bet from not showering for a week, it was gross."

“Okay. That is… nasty. But I still think a reindeer would smell way worse.”

"Hey, Jude." (I'm sorry, but I had to :p)

itsmedarrensimss:

itsmedarrensimss:

"Really? First my dad now you?"

"I don’t know, my coach says that I need to bulk up, so probably a Smokehouse Combo." He said putting down his menu.

“Well, your coach is dumb. But good choice.” He smiled at Jude, his fingers drumming on the table as they waited.

thefinleytwins:

She wrapped her arms around his neck and moved so she was closer to him, kissing him back with just as much enthusiasm. 

His left hand cupped Sophie’s face, while the other sat on her back, holding her to him.

(Source: guitarsandchapstick)

"Hey, Jude." (I'm sorry, but I had to :p)

itsmedarrensimss:

itsmedarrensimss:

"Really? First my dad now you?"

"You’re cuter." Jude said taking his seat. He picked up the menu and looked through it. "What are you getting?"

Charlie pushed his menu to the side, already sure of what he wanted to order. “Blueberry waffles. You?”

You see my muse pole-dancing at a strip-club for the main event. What do you do about it? (for Chord)

felldownthesimrabbithole:

"Chordy Chord? No way! Sam’s not a stripper in the gleedo, what are even doing?"

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“I know, but these moves—” he sticks his rear out, giving it a good wiggle. — “might come in handy some day. So I want to make sure I don’t forget them.”

thefinleytwins:

"We really should." She nodded, chewing her lip. 

The blond grinned as he leaned back in, pulling Sophie into another, more enthusiastic, kiss.

(Source: guitarsandchapstick)

"But people smell better than reindeers." (I'm gonna go with this being from Chord because he's random like that)

itsmedarrensimss:

"I don’t know. My brother after the gym is pretty stinky."

“But does he smell as bad as an animal that eats it’s own crap?”

"Hey, Jude." (I'm sorry, but I had to :p)

itsmedarrensimss:

itsmedarrensimss:

"Really? First my dad now you?"

Jude followed the maître d’ to the table still holding Charlie’s hand. “You’re cute.” He said to Charlie.

“Thank you.” Charlie said, letting go of Jude’s hand so he could take his seat. “You’re pretty cute yourself.”

"We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I."

felldownthesimrabbithole:

felldownthesimrabbithole:

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of You wouldn’t get this from any other guy 

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"Drats, does this count as a rickroll?"

Hopping off, “Touchdown! Feet now on ground.” She exclaimed in mock serious in a deep voice. Making a face and sticking out her tongue, she turned around to face him and swatted his shoulder lightly. “No way! I’m a great driver…it’s parking I have a problem with.”

Chord gripped his shoulder, putting on his best ‘in pain’ face to, once again, mess with Dianna. “Geez! Cool it with the jabs, Mayweather. You’re gonna end up breaking my arm off.” He dropped his hand, this time resting it on his friend’s shoulder. “You keep telling yourself that, D.”

"Hey, Jude." (I'm sorry, but I had to :p)

itsmedarrensimss:

itsmedarrensimss:

"Really? First my dad now you?"

Once they were inside Jude unzipped his hoodie and looked over at Charlie. “Do you want to hold my hand?” He asked holding out his hand as an offer.

Charlie looked down at Jude’s hand with a smile. “Yeah, that’d be nice.” He interlocked their fingers, then turned to the maître d’. “Table for two, please.”

+ guitarsandchapstick

davidkarofskyindie:

David chuckled a little bit “Dude you clearly haven’t hung around many gay guys cos I’ll tell you right now, dicks are hot” he giggled like a insane person, the brightest smile on his face while he looked to the man “Well… we could… I mean if you wanted too” he blushed “You wanna go for a beer at my place and maybe… see if anything else happens?”

“I guess I’ll have to take your word for it.” Chord said, unsure if Dave was actually serious. “I could definitely use a beer, so sure.” As if to add emphasis to his statement, he wiped the light coating of sweat that had built up along his forehead. “Let me just put everything away, and then we can go.”

"Hey, Jude." (I'm sorry, but I had to :p)

itsmedarrensimss:

itsmedarrensimss:

"Really? First my dad now you?"

"Oh yeah. Come on let’s go, no more questions just go."

“That works for me.”

~☼~time jump~☽~

Charlie smiled when he saw the huge fluorescent IHOP sign, wasting no time in getting to the entrance.